October 19, 2012

Tallest Bro Alives Shoes


Just think of how inconvenient it would be to be this tall. First off, you hit your head on shit all day. Thats gonna lead to two things, concussions, and bad posture. Like I run a tall 6'4, and I hit my head at least twice a day, shit hurts. Secondly, how big an inconvenience is it to get shoes. Like I show up at Reebok and I'm like I need a pair of shoes, stat. They are gonna need to custom make that, like can they even make that with there machines, or do they need to outsource and have a special division in some foreign country of underpaid employes hand crafting shoes just for that guy. God damn thats not a dilemma i'd wanna have. And how do you sleep? like theres nothing worse than my feet falling off the end of the bed. All I know is I need a pair of these shoes to put on my mantle and stat. How much would you pay for a collectors item like that? I'd throw some solid coin down on that.

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