October 19, 2012

Deer Cause Car Accidents... Wait What



(AOL)If we moved deer crossing signs off of highways, deer would finally stop running into oncoming traffic.That's the complaint one caller in North Dakota aired to the Y94 Playhouse radio station earlier this month.The woman -- only known as Donna -- was either hoaxing the hosts or really thought that her three deer-related car crashes over the past few years were the result of government posted deer crossing signs posted along high-traffic roads. 

This is no joke, we got deer running crazy all around concord like crazy, starting rebellions and what not, definitely running out into the road on purpose. I think we better not put any signs in the road, those smart animals can read. They are back in there lair in the words right now just scheming, trying to get hit and get us into accidents. I am gonna go on a crusade knocking down these fucking signs, I will NOT let the deer win. This means war. Its over deers. I'm coming for ya

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