Sounds reasonable, Buerhle didn't have his best stuff because of a laceration on his finger, what you don't know is that the bro cut his finger opening some mayonnaise to make himself a sandwich. Now, I have never suffered such an injury, but I get it. Heat of the day, hands are sweaty, you slip and cut your finger. But never would I use that as an excuse for a poor pitching performance, in fact, I would never tell anyone about my mayonnaise mishap, cause as far as I see it, its a bad story to tell. First off, who cuts there finger, and then lets that alter their performance. Like, if you got a nasty blister I get it, but this just sounds like a little cut. Secondly, who cuts themselves making a sandwich, a true breech in the man law. Lastly, who eats mayonnaise before a game, real meal of champs brah, now go out there and pitch a gem. Sounds an awful lot like eating chicken and drinking beer on off nights. God, I wish I was a pro baseball player. Either way, we'll go to my girl Rachel Ray on this one.
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