If College is really gonna be like this then I can't wait

Lets be honest, this video doesn't exactly look like the college I envision when I go to bed every night, but hey if this is what its gonna be like, then I'll take it. Personally my favorite girl is the athletic one, just doing whatever it takes to get her workout in, I could really use a girl like that. As I eventually wind off of organized sports, I fear my body is going to metamorphosize towards the negative of the two spectrums. Neither here nor there, the only two that really freak me out are the friend, and the good religious girl. Nobody wants that from their friend. That's why you have friends, to hangout and play video games and talk about sports. Sports and sex should never mix. The religious girl freaks me out too, cause I just don't have time to lead the life I wanna lead, and head to church all time. Listen, don't get me wrong I am catholic, and I pray and go to church. But, I am not about to make church an all the time kinda thing, me and god are good and all, I'm just not sure we're at that point in our relationship quite yet.