Flop and a Half

This is why I hate soccer, rolling around screaming and crying one minute, walking around totally fine the next. Like, never have I seen anyone in any other sport do this. If your hurt in anything else you stay down, or you get up, you don't writhe around in pain like you got shot with a gun, then pop back up when you realize there is no chance of getting a call. You should get a penalty for doing that, straight up in the Ryan Hoey soccer league I'd kick people out of games for pulling that, it ain't a good look. Suck it up bro, your on TV.