Now let me start off by explaining one crucial thing. There is nothing wrong with naked protests. Like if you wanna get something done nothing sells as well as sex. That being said this is a terrible idea for men to participate in, right? I have not been on a bike in a long time but I know its got some serious occupational hazards. I wouldn't wanna be unprotected just floppin around in the wind. I'd probably get all caught up looking at something and next thing I know I'd be slamming on the breaks... that can't be a pretty sight. Oh and for the record, who wants to ride a bike behind a naked man. It just ain't a pretty sight. I think its best us men take a step to the side and spectate.
So SI's annual list of most overrated NFL players came out this week and your New York Jets finally finished #1 in something. And second. Tebow beat out Sanchez for the top spot in this years edition to keep his crown as the most overrated player in the league. At this rate he's on pace to have more most overrated titles than Cromartie has kids.
Im not surprised by Tebow winning (even though he is a baller, a gamer, playmaker and a shot caller) because he is so talked about, although he is a proven winner in his time in the league.
Im SHOCKED that Sanchez finished second though. Mainly because, who rates him highly at all anyway? We all know he has played like trash for over a year now. His biggest play in his career with the Jets might be that dog he ate out west his rookie year. Just thank god the Jets play Miami this weekend.
All I'm gonna say here is I'm not racist. I never have been, I just ain't. And I will agree that not all black people look the same. But my god, minus the difference in bone density these guys are identical. They gotta be cousins at least. Someone get me there genealogy and find out where they are related stat. That'll be something we can bring to Andy's attention as we all know he is a descendant of the first lady.
I am surrounded by communist kick ball players on my hall, like everyone here plays soccer, everyone. So obviously we all watch football on the weekends and shit because its a mans game, and everyone loves it. That being said, I mean no disrespect to my american football lovers, but soccer fans love soccer more than anything. More than their marriage, there job, there life even they just go bananas for soccer, no matter what soccer it is. Like they are lighting fires and shit in the stands, screaming the whole game, singing, and throwing bombs and shit. Like first off they need to step up there security, but thats some crazy shit. Nothing but a bunch of drunk brits stumbling out of the pub, going all green street Hooligans yelling and screaming about United or City. I wanna go to one of these games, and I wanna go stat. Just looks like a blast. I want a seat way in the back where I wont get trampled though, I just want the experience.
Hey Bobby, lets get two things straight here. Number one, I defended you every second you were the manager of the Sox, I gave you my trust, respect, and benefit of the doubt. But now lets get another thing straight, you are not going to tell us Red Sox Nation members that Big Papi, our legend, quit half way through the year. Like the guy was injured, doctors confirmed it, no doubt about it. And yeah, maybe he could have fought harder to come back, but why would he do that... like honestly, what would he get out of that. Like to play for a shitty ass team that hates there manager and hates each other. I'd stay in my pedestrian clothes, enjoying my beer, chicken and 16 million dollar contract too. He doesn't owe us anything. Go back to your commentating, its all your really good at. Like you got fired, so did Trump, now that he's unemployed maybe we will get him to tell you personally that you have been fired. Go back to Bristol you scapegoat turned pussy.
The end of October can only mean one thing, World Series Baseball(and the start of the NBA season for those 5 people out there that actually still care). It is america pastimes finest hour, always filled with countless memorable moments.
This year we have two very different squads that had very different journeys to the October classic.
Detroit is a team that has arguably the scariest middle of the lineup seen in the last ten years. Miguel Cabrera and Prince Fielder are two of the most feared hitters in the game. Now is Fielder worth the 214 million dollars the Tigers dished out to get him, No. But is he still a guy that can hit one out of the park on any pitch, Yes. While Fielder is no doubt dangerous, it is the other member of Motowns lineup that leaves pitchers shaking in there cleats. Miguel Cabera is having a season for the ages and will go down as one of the single best season a hitter has ever had. A word series championship would be icing on the cake for Cabrera. Ever since the MLB cracked down (somewhat) on its anti doping policy batting averages, home runs and ERAs have all dropped like crazy. Cabrera accomplished a feet that me, and many other baseball fans thought would never happen again. Cabrera became the first person since Yaz in 67' to lead the league in Home Runs, RBIs and batting average. So while the Tigers lineup is considered one of the strongest in the AL they also have a not to shabby AL Cy Young award winner at the top of the rotation. If I had to chose one starting pitcher in the game to throw in a game seven situation it would have to be Justin Verlander. This guys fastball reaches 99 mph in the 9th inning combined with a devastating slider and nasty 12-6 curve. There bullpen is suspect and the other members of their lineup are average but this team is hot, which is the most important thing in playoff baseball
Next comes the San Franciso Giants, who showed heart and came back from a 3-1 series hole to beat the defending champion St. Louis Cardinals. The Giants are a team that never ceases to amaze me, they have one of the most average lineups in the NL, minus comeback player of the year Buster Posey, and still manage to score runs in big games against great pitching. Role players seem to turn into studs in San Fran during october and is something that I know all to well. My beloved Phillies and the Giants met in the playoffs in 2010 and perennial bottom of the lineup man Cody Ross came up huge and hit .440 in the series in root to beating the far superiors Phills and winning the 2010 world series. This year its Marco Scutaro turn. Boston fans know Scutaros game all to well, average defensively and very suspect with the stick most times but this october he has been on fire. Posey is also one of the the best young hitters in the game but besides that their line is also average at best. But just like Detriot these guys are hot and that is all that matters in playoff baseball. Why the giants seem to be so good in October is there pitching staff. Top to bottom they are one of the most feared rotations and bullpens in the league. Matt Cain, Zito, Bumgarener, Vogelsong, head this rotation and combined with a nasty bullpen this staff top to bottom may arguably be the best in the MLB.
So of course to rap this up I'm going to have to make a prediction of how I think this fall classic will end. My pick
(AOL) Oh, the irony. The condominium board at Trump Place has quietly fired the Trump Organization from managing the pricey high rise on the Hudson River that bears its name. Sources told The Real Deal that the condominium board replaced Trump with AKAM Living Services, a management firm that has presided over luxury buildings at such high-end zip codes addresses as Central Park West, Fifth Avenue and West End Avenue. AKAM confirmed to the Huffington Post that they have been retained to manage the property as of November 1st. The move came as a surprise to the Trump organization, according to the real estate blog. “We certainly would have been willing to discuss the concerns of the board if they had contacted us,” Sonja Talesnik, general counsel for the Trump Organization, told The Real Deal. “They gave us no indication that they were looking to change managing agents.”
Nothing has made me laugh harder all day than this... like who gets fired from there own company. Like this high rise is named after Trump, and they fire him. It doesn't get much worse than that. Like I hope Obama releases his documents, and than donates the money to Trump. I am not gonna get all political and shit, like not gonna lie I think Trumps offer is a legit one, but sucks to be Trump right about now. Like honestly, who gets fired from their own company. Classic. Not easy to explain this one to the wife.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any easier for the blueshirt faithful to completely raid Islanders games and take over their arena, they move even closer to Manhattan and farther from their 35 fans in Nassau County. Provided theres actually a season in 2015, (when the move to the Barclays Center is scheduled) an unmitigated disaster is approaching Islanders fan/fans. Not only will they share an arena with the Nets, but they will officially complete the making of Madison Square Garden jr by sharing the Barclays Center with Jay-Z's NBA boys in Brooklyn.
But at least its better than Nassau County Veterans Memorial Coliseum (Pictured above). I mean that thing looks like the Metrodome after its roof collapsed. But without Favre, and even less public funding.
The only good thing that Islanders fans can look forward to is seeing these beautiful black alternate jerseys in their new home
Now I must say that handling fish is just not something I'm fond of. I had a bad experience with a snake that I do not like to talk about, and since then anything slimey just is something that I stay away from. But this is some funny shit right here. Like the fish clearly knows he's on TV and wants to get some publicity, so his friends can all get a good laugh. The fish does not start going crazy until the lady starts talking, thats a smart fish. Additionally, the fish gets a nice little look of Mrs reporter while shes giving the fisher a lap dance that he did not pay for. Gotta give it up for the fish, a big time play by a big time fish.
Got to be honest in this one, I don't think I would fight her and it has nothing to do with fighting a woman. Like this woman looks mean, and lean and like shes got a bit of fucking crazy in her. Now, I don't like to step into the cage with crazy people, cause they are unpredictable. Like this lady is 6'5, she looks strong as shit, and clearly has a couple screws loose. Like she has pooped out babies who have pooped out babies, everyone knows mothers are crazy when it comes to protection, so that must make grandmas extra crazy. Reminds me of that early scene in spiderman when he steps into the cage and gets screwed out of his money. Spiderman had a couple screws loose, and what happened, a crazy gunman killed his uncle. That shit ain't for me. That being said someones gotta take her on. Any challengers?
