Skunk Gets Shot by Relatives... I mean girl... What

This is my biggest halloween fear. Every year I dress up like Ron Burgundy... naturally. I look JUST like Burgundy when I throw on my turtleneck, colorful sports coat and my mustache. But I'm afraid that one day Jack Black is gonna find me, get all upset about his burrito, and punt me off of a bridge. All kidding aside though, leave it to western PA. Like first of all, who shoots a skunk to start with, then you have a bad smelling animal dead near your house and you got to dispose of it and shit. All I have to say is... VERMON. I rest my case.