New Study Shows That People can Control Their Dreams

This is why I need an assistant, and I need it now. A new study shows that if you are able to decipher when you are dreaming, then you will be able to control your dreams. The best way to do this, is to write down everything you remember from your dreams when you wake up in the morning. After the course of a couple months you will begin to notice small things that only occur when you are dreaming. For example, one person in this study found that when they were dreaming they never left footprints behind them when they walked. Once they realized this, they were able to tell when they were dreaming, and thus control there dreams and do sick things like fly. Since I am of the lazy nature, I need someone who will sleep by my side, like a dog, every night, and eagerly await my awakening to write down everything I tell to them. Anyone interested, let me know.