Everything's Bigger in Texas

Forget arresting him, the Astros should sign this guy, and they should sign him right now. Strength, grace, athleticism, dudes got it all, and he's got everything the Astros don't got. So what if he's never held a baseball bat, and cant hit a curve ball, all you gotta teach this guy to do is play the outfield and work a walk, if he can learn those two things he'll instantly be the best thing the Astros got. Which leads me to a legitamite baseball question. The Astros go to the AL next year, meaning each league will have 15 teams. That means every single night there will be an interleague matchup, or two teams not playing? Seems weird to me. Sure the way it is now its slightly harder to make it to the playoffs as a National League team, but if it ain't broke don't fix it... and as far as I'm concerned this really don't gotta be fixed.